Nobtart

Name: Nobtart Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

A word to call someone who should know better but never seems to.

Girl: My boyfriend is mad at me for putting gas in his diesel truck. I just dont know what I did that was so wrong.

Guy: Wait did you put gasoline or diesel in the truck?
Girl: I put in the one in the middle of the gas pump.

Guy: oh my god you are such a nobtart. His motor is probably siezed up from you putting regular gas in instead of diesel.

Girl: i did put gas in his diesel truck!

Guy: No nobtart youre not understanding what Im saying. You put gasoline in his DIESEL truck.

Girl: That's what I just said! I put gas in his truck!
Guy: Nevermind its not worth explaining.

Nobtart by AreSeeCola August 11, 2025

Words you can keep

Nobtard

Like retard, but an extremely annoying person

Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it

Nobtard by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015

Related Words

Nobtart • Nobtard • Nobwarts • noitartsac • Noobtart • nubtart • Nob Art

Nobwarts

Nobwarts is where Hairy Potter went to school

Hermione Growler: Hairy, do you know why our school is called Nobwarts?

Hairy Potter: No, why?

Schlong Cheesely: It's because it's named after Professor Donglewart of course!

Nobwarts by The Foggy One December 1, 2011

noitartsac

Also known as, 'reverse-castration' is when you get a pair of balls stitched to your balls, a rare move in cock and ball torture.

1 Kate - You want to try noitartsac?

2 - Paul - It's alright to experiment. What is it anyways?

noitartsac by tenny6 January 11, 2021

Noobtart

When someone breaks into your house and cums in your pants

Noobtart 1 {Whispers to Noobtart 2}
Noobtart 1: Wow yesterday was so lame
Noobtart 2: What happened, your mom catch you jacking off?
Noobtart 1: NO NOT THAT AGAIN But something worse
Noobtart 2: What?
Noobtart 1: A burgeler came into my house just to stick his penis in my pants and cum in them
Noobtart 2: nice

Noobtart by Huevos Fritos September 9, 2010

nubtart

a being more noob than a noob

nubtart: gimme money ploxploxploxploxploxplox!!1!!1!1ONE1!!

nubtart by Kuroooo April 6, 2006

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026