Nobtart

A word to call someone who should know better but never seems to.

Girl: My boyfriend is mad at me for putting gas in his diesel truck. I just dont know what I did that was so wrong.

Guy: Wait did you put gasoline or diesel in the truck?
Girl: I put in the one in the middle of the gas pump.

Guy: oh my god you are such a nobtart. His motor is probably siezed up from you putting regular gas in instead of diesel.

Girl: i did put gas in his diesel truck!

Guy: No nobtart youre not understanding what Im saying. You put gasoline in his DIESEL truck.

Girl: That's what I just said! I put gas in his truck!
Guy: Nevermind its not worth explaining.

by AreSeeCola August 11, 2025

Nobtard

Like retard, but an extremely annoying person

Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it

by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015

Nobwarts

Nobwarts is where Hairy Potter went to school

Hermione Growler: Hairy, do you know why our school is called Nobwarts?

Hairy Potter: No, why?

Schlong Cheesely: It's because it's named after Professor Donglewart of course!

by The Foggy One December 1, 2011

noitartsac

Also known as, 'reverse-castration' is when you get a pair of balls stitched to your balls, a rare move in cock and ball torture.

1 Kate - You want to try noitartsac?

2 - Paul - It's alright to experiment. What is it anyways?

by tenny6 January 11, 2021

Noobtart

When someone breaks into your house and cums in your pants

Noobtart 1 {Whispers to Noobtart 2}
Noobtart 1: Wow yesterday was so lame
Noobtart 2: What happened, your mom catch you jacking off?
Noobtart 1: NO NOT THAT AGAIN But something worse
Noobtart 2: What?
Noobtart 1: A burgeler came into my house just to stick his penis in my pants and cum in them
Noobtart 2: nice

by Huevos Fritos September 9, 2010

nubtart

a being more noob than a noob

nubtart: gimme money ploxploxploxploxploxplox!!1!!1!1ONE1!!

by Kuroooo April 6, 2006