nobscratch

A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.

Look at that filthy nobscratch

by elprza October 10, 2003

nutscratcher

Small device used to alleviate discomfort in the scrotal region. Sometime referred to as Scrote Rake or Sack Handler.

"My balls are killing me.... damn wheres my nutscratcher"

"Doctor, Doctor my Scrotes on fire... what can you give me??"
"One prescription of Sack Handler should do the trick"

by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

nobscotch

An insulting work meaning an idiot or fool. Also means dirty, watery stale cum that looks like dirty whisky coloured slop. Usually ejected from an old man's wrinkly cock.

Examples: Fuck of your nobscotch your doing my head in now. Ooooh, what's all that stuff that's just come out of your cock, it looks like nobscotch.

by bradsbadluck December 5, 2014

nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

knobscratch

a plastic football fan that pretends to support lfc and then proceeds to pointlessly knock peter crouch.

A knob scratch is completely devoid of intelligence

nigelcloughssocks is a complete knobscratch

by all lfc fans July 29, 2008