Brutal Technical Death Metal/Breakcore band formed in 1990 by Tomoyuki Akiyama (Drum Programming) and Yoshiro Hamazaki (Guitar). (Probably) the sickest shit ever created by man. Seriously.
An intentional response which breaks down a more technical word into a simpler word (layman's terms) in an obvious attempt to be humorous while using the prefix "I don't know about that, but _______."
Can also be unintentionally used by simple people with very, small vocabularies.
Nocism
1st Person: "You really should be more apologetic."
2nd Person: "I don't know about that, but I am really sorry about it."
1st Person: "Is it really necessary for you to be so demeaning to her."
2nd Person: "I don't know about that, but I don't look down on her."
Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.
Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"
A short post on a messege board usually consisting of one word or one smilie (such as "lol", "heh", ":)"). It comes from a member of Bridge CommanderUniverse called Nebula who used to post nebisms all the time