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The continuous use of random Memes, GIF, facts, etc in a group text in which they have nothing to do with the conversation, are out of date and or add no value to the conversation.
That comment was pure Noeism since we were talking about Baseball and he posted a Cooking Gif!
Noeism by SummerSlam June 26, 2024
Related Words
Noeism • Notism • Nowism • Noism • Nolism • neoism • nobism • Nocism • Nomism • nonism
Brutal Technical Death Metal/Breakcore band formed in 1990 by Tomoyuki Akiyama (Drum Programming) and Yoshiro Hamazaki (Guitar). (Probably) the sickest shit ever created by man. Seriously.
Noism's myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/noist

Review of their 2008 release "±":
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/noism-plusoverminus/
Noism by Catpain Blackudder February 18, 2009
An intentional response which breaks down a more technical word into a simpler word (layman's terms) in an obvious attempt to be humorous while using the prefix "I don't know about that, but _______."
Can also be unintentionally used by simple people with very, small vocabularies.
Nocism
1st Person: "You really should be more apologetic."
2nd Person: "I don't know about that, but I am really sorry about it."

1st Person: "Is it really necessary for you to be so demeaning to her."
2nd Person: "I don't know about that, but I don't look down on her."
Nocism by 70stroker December 25, 2010
The present, what you are feeling at this exact moment. A life style as well as outlook on life
You are reading this right now. This is Nowism. What you do after this is in the future. This is now.
Nowism by Kx Jx October 7, 2007
Discriminating somebody for having a rather large conk. It can be seen as a sign of bullying or can be used for comedy value.
Steady on, thats noseism man!
Noseism by NazzyN00dl3 June 19, 2010
The concept of being against all things. It is commonly accepted to be the first word which is made up only a prefix and suffix, no actual word.
Thomas: Hey let's go to a movie
Emanuel: Hell no i am firmly against movies.
Thomas: Well then lets go get some food.
Emanuel: Hell no i am firmly against food and getting it.
Thomas: What are you not against?
Emanuel: I am a nonist, meaning i believe in nonism, so i am against everything.
Thomas: Doesn't believing in nonism go against the entire concept and, if you are agaist everything, how is it possible for you to be alive right now?
Emanuel: WHA!*boom*
(head explodes)

this small sketch shows that it is ultimatley an impossibility for one to be a true nonist and that the word can only really be used to describe one who is against MOST things.
nonism by Nick And Gregg July 26, 2006
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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