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Nobel is the cutest, kindest, and the most thoughtful person you will ever meet, but his best feature are his looks if he is your boyfriend then WOW 🤩 you’re the luckiest person ever. He is just the hottest person ever 🥵
That guy is sooooo cute he is a Nobel.
by alexsereal07 October 1, 2019
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Nobel

being soooo damny sexy it hurts
damn that guy was sooooooo nobel
by johny crawford June 21, 2008
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nobel

adj. 1) Over-rated; overblown; pompous;

2) Swedish.

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Hey Sven. I like your nobel Volvo!

Thanking you!

I'm being sarcastic Sven.

Thanking you!
by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
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Nobel_H

Nobel_H is hella uggez and a roody patootie
Nobel_H killed me and now i'm sad
by Sneky Peky July 25, 2014
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Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.
1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009
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Nobel Peace Prize

An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.

In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.

At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.
I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!
by Jett October 15, 2009
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Nobel Peace Prize

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.
by Markwonder October 9, 2009
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