Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you
the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super
lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of
people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME
name. Well, goodbye user. Have no
fun.
Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game:
Jam Edition
2015?
Person 2: Yeah, I have!
Person 1: How did you like it?
Person 2: Sorry I can’
t tell you, because There Is No Game.