no-jam

No Fun

While she was at my party, she rudely said, "OMG, this party is no-jam."

by luvinqs January 26, 2016

no jam

unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead

example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam

example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS

by basicname June 11, 2018

no jam

It means, don't kill still you bastard.

no jam me poring!

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

no jam

if someone says they're gonna do something (normally as a joke) and then you say "no jam" it means they have to do it.

chris - man i should tottaly go pants the principal

james: no jam!

chris- fuuuck man! now i have to!

by dudeimakickyoass April 17, 2011

No jam

The sentence NJ said to Jimin in a Bangtan Bomb which eventually turned out as an endless meme among the fandom ARMY.

Jimin, you got no jams.

by Llamashiteu February 22, 2017

no jam bros

the no jam bros are jeongyeon and chaeyoung of a popular korean girlgroup, TWICE. they save ugly photos of the other members on their phones, and love to troll nayeon. they are the most dorkiest, most coolest duo in the girlgroup. i don't make rules here.

- no jam bros are life
- yeah, they're the best

by chaeyoung berry June 1, 2018

There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.

Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021