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derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
no stats by Bryan April 16, 2005
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No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!
No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!
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Kami No Satsujin-Sha 

Popular youtube video that depicts the life and hardships of a young hero. It captures the setting and plot through a very anime-esque feel. It is a modern work of art that is so good that it's bad. Only the worth can watch without leaving with deep regrets. It embodies the meaning of the word cringe and elevates it to the next level.
dude 1: bro i just watched Kami No Satsujin-Sha...
dude 2: bruh my dad died after watching it
dude 1: no way bruv mine did tooo

Satsou no Hadou 

A phrase refering to the 'murdurous intent' of a person. However, this feeling is not generated by rage or revenge but by the will to win.
A common trait of people with Satsou no Hadou or those who will only challenge competitors who are worthy enough.
An example of Satsou no Hadou is within the warrior Ryu, from the Street Fighter games. He is said to have fought the mighty warrior Sagat, only to be near beaten. When Sagat lent a hand to help Ryu up, Satsou no Hadou swept into Ryu and he attacked Sagat, wounding him with a terrible scar. This is the power of Satsou no Hadou - the will to win above all.
Satsou no Hadou by Flip_Mo January 6, 2005

I only fear BTS stans and no one else 

A common phrase originated from Twitter, by the locals (general public) after seeing the intentional and often times unintentional and displays of power of the also called BTS Army. The phrase, got popular after an interaction between @jovanmhill and @jamescharles, where the later threatened the former with a lawsuit and got "I only fear BTS stans and no one else " as a reply.

Note: One should only fear BTS ARMY, (BTS stans) if one is disrespectful to the fandom or the band, they tend to be peaceful but you will feel their wrate by millions if you make that mistake.
JC: This is absolutely not funny. Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact.

JM: Let's do it baby I know the law.

JC:...
JM: I only fear BTS stans and no one else.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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