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derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
no stats by Bryan April 16, 2005
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No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!
No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!
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Kami No Satsujin-Sha 

Popular youtube video that depicts the life and hardships of a young hero. It captures the setting and plot through a very anime-esque feel. It is a modern work of art that is so good that it's bad. Only the worth can watch without leaving with deep regrets. It embodies the meaning of the word cringe and elevates it to the next level.
dude 1: bro i just watched Kami No Satsujin-Sha...
dude 2: bruh my dad died after watching it
dude 1: no way bruv mine did tooo

Satsou no Hadou 

A phrase refering to the 'murdurous intent' of a person. However, this feeling is not generated by rage or revenge but by the will to win.
A common trait of people with Satsou no Hadou or those who will only challenge competitors who are worthy enough.
An example of Satsou no Hadou is within the warrior Ryu, from the Street Fighter games. He is said to have fought the mighty warrior Sagat, only to be near beaten. When Sagat lent a hand to help Ryu up, Satsou no Hadou swept into Ryu and he attacked Sagat, wounding him with a terrible scar. This is the power of Satsou no Hadou - the will to win above all.
Satsou no Hadou by Flip_Mo January 6, 2005

I only fear BTS stans and no one else 

A common phrase originated from Twitter, by the locals (general public) after seeing the intentional and often times unintentional and displays of power of the also called BTS Army. The phrase, got popular after an interaction between @jovanmhill and @jamescharles, where the later threatened the former with a lawsuit and got "I only fear BTS stans and no one else " as a reply.

Note: One should only fear BTS ARMY, (BTS stans) if one is disrespectful to the fandom or the band, they tend to be peaceful but you will feel their wrate by millions if you make that mistake.
JC: This is absolutely not funny. Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact.

JM: Let's do it baby I know the law.

JC:...
JM: I only fear BTS stans and no one else.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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