no-see-do 

when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.

Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.

Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.

no-see-do by Strawberry-blond June 7, 2011

no-see-um 

a small biting insect, especially a biting midge

You won't see a single no-see-um without a group.

no-see-um by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2008

no-see'ums

The things that go bump in the night.

“How did you sleep?” said Mom, unloading the dishwasher.
“Oh,” said Abigail. “You know. The no-see’ums as usual.” She didn’t want to flip Mom out so she didn’t elaborate: the overdrawn Visa; Jonny’s tuition; her injured shoulder from where the box fell in the Amazon warehouse. But Mom knew anyway. She always knew. She was Mom after all. She was a bear.

Mike stared at the ceiling--two o’clock a.m., and the no-see'ums were at him again, biting. Why had she left him? He was a good guy. Maybe because he couldn’t treat her as lavishly as she wanted. And anyway, everyone was going to die. Perhaps it was that at the bottom. And there was nothing he could do about it. Was there? God was good, wasn’t he? No, said the no-see'ums, there is no God. And all went dark.

no-see'ums by Hifalutin! February 15, 2022

No see ums 

TWACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR TO MANY DAYS

I wasgoing on my 5th day twacked and looked quickly around and spotted a no see ums

No see ums by Sweetnstupid December 1, 2020

Long time no see 

"Long time no see" means: I have not seen you for a long time.

It is a grammatically comical greeting with English words organized by Chinese grammar. In Chinese there is an everyday greeting "Hao jiu mei jian" which corresponds with "long time no see", literally word by word. It is said that "Long time no see" was first used by Chinese-Americans.

Long time no see! Cuban ex-President Fidel Castro makes a rare photographed appearance.

Long time no see by zhw7 September 3, 2009

long time no see 

greeting. used to discribe a positive feeling of remeet old friends.

"long time no see, John! Where have you been this month?"
"Canada, I went to see my daughter there."

long time no see by raogaoqi October 30, 2013

Long Time No See 

Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.

Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.

Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!

Long Time No See by DamanCrazy April 2, 2010