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No Points Scored
Dude, I don't know what the hell happened to me last night after I passed out but after I woke up I was all No Point Scored.
No Points Scored by K Dogg July 14, 2003
No Points Scored
No Points Scored by David Levin July 12, 2003
No Points Scored
A band with an asian, a joo, and a czechloslovakian, basically an equal opertunities employer, they even employ Coonses
No Points Scored by QWERTY May 20, 2003
No Points Scored
No Points Scored by Wouldn't you like to know? June 21, 2003
There is no point in having a tail and wagging it
If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.
The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.
There is no point in having a tail and wagging it by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020
NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER
NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬
NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER by ooferthesubwoofer November 29, 2023
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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