I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?
A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???
‘UMM IT’S A FUNNY THING. PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE... (further on in the interview) BUT OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO THRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY’ ~ louis tomlinson.
how does he expect us to even slightly believe that. this is a quote from an interview that has been recently taken down 😃. this was to TRY to deny larry stylinson (ship between louis tomlinson and harry styles) but it OBVIOUSLY did not work because non of us larries were convinced 😃. antis try to come at us with this interview as proof but after they see it not even they can believe how bad both of them are at lying.
me: larry is fake. OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO TRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY
my friend who is fed up with me quoting 1d and larry but now knows everything: all payne no liam
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.