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Derivative of "Affirmative"

: to say that something is true in a confident way
A- Is it raining outside?
B- Affirm.
affirm by @SD0803 May 29, 2016
Words you can keep
its yes in aviation
"you requested pushback right???"
"affirm"
Affirm by explainerer February 14, 2021
Oh no! If you don't affirm the whores decision fuck the retard behind you back OR REPORT THEM you're (according to the rules) a retard abuser!? OoOoOoOoH NO!
Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Sucks when you're on the other side of it, huh? Reminds me of the time I was in this retard sex cult. They wanted me to affirm their decision to bring this retard who narrowly escaped jail under the auspices of 'being a retard' whore to fuck. And that shit is wack! So I was like 'Nah' and now it's like... Yeah... But it's kind of similar right? I WOULD help but... Well, you're not doing anything for me and it's (honestly) kind of funny when you're not in the middle of it! Ha! But no... No... Your son can be lady-boy now... I like lady-boy sometimes 🤷 ♂️ So... Yeah..."
Affirm by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

Affirm Your Action

A term used to approve sexual biase to minorites.
I affirm your action girl, both Devonte and Javier are fine as hell.
Affirm Your Action by Feltpen September 30, 2016

affirmative action 

Hey jimmy! Im racist as fuck and i support affirmative action to prove it!

Affirmative Actioner 

A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.
That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.

affirmative justice 

The establishment, enforcement, interpretation and review of laws in a manner that is unbiased with regards to gender with the goal of gender equal legal outcomes.
If there are male and female coaccused and one is offered a plea bargain to testify against the other at a trial, there would be an equal chance that either the male or female is offered the plea bargain resulting in affirmative justice.

There would be an equal percentage (ie 50%) of inmates being male and female.
affirmative justice by Lagoona January 10, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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