no contest

Usually used when comparing things in a funny way.

One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.

Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.

That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.

Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.

Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.

no contest by Allen75 June 7, 2010

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

No contest by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

No handed spaghetti eating contest 

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

No handed spaghetti eating contest by UHIT September 19, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest 

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

No handed spaghetti eating contest by UHIT October 21, 2022

No Context Message Day 

February 9th is national no context message day, a day where everyone can put a message with no context into every DM and server their in on Discord.

Hey today's no context message day, you know what that means.
with that said
put thing instead of think :pensive:

No Context Message Day by kenzie is hungry February 9, 2021

No Context JackSucksAtLife 

jacksucksatlife saying the absolute weirdest things
eg. (u ready? you? ok let’s go BLUBLUBBBUL LUBLBLULBL)

I watch no context JackSucksAtLife

No Context JackSucksAtLife by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives January 23, 2023

nocontextigcomments 

hot and sexy no context Instagram account

John: do you follow nocontextigcomments?
Jane: yes! Do you want to make out?

nocontextigcomments by eldritchhorrorgender July 15, 2021