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no ma'am.com

natural derivitive of the oft-used expression "no ma'am", formed rather recently and widely used by gay men in the plains/Southwest US.
"That nasty old man was hitting on me, and I was like "No ma'am.com!"
no ma'am.com by agentorange April 19, 2004
no comp- averge dahoodian language meaning, your bad
no comp kid ez son
no comp by unplugyo June 16, 2023

Hurt No Comfort 

A tag usually used in fanfiction to describe a fic in which a character is hurt (usually emotionally) and receives no comfort from any other outside sources. It can range from internal conflict (like having a mental breakdown alone in the bathroom) to experiencing something traumatic alone (like having a near death experience with no one there to see it), though the tag is not limited to these scenarios.

Serves as a contrast to Hurt/Comfort, and is often regarded as a subcategory to Angst.
“Hurt No Comfort is my favorite fanfiction tag.”
“You alright there bud?”
Hurt No Comfort by Slushytheplushy February 23, 2023

HR says 'no comment' 

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

no comment 

The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.
Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"

Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"
no comment by R.N. July 16, 2007

No comment 

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
No comment by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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