D-Monkey's definitions

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Dirty knees

When things get a little hot and she needs to suck on a popsicle

Yo she got dirty knees last night

Bruh last night she got really bad dirty knees

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Duderus

When boys have a uterus

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

8

One more than 7

The next number is 8

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Dearth

Lack of something.

We have a dearth of caring people in this world.

by D-Monkey May 29, 2018

Dicked

To be screwed over in a situation

He dicked me three weeks ago and I still can't feel my anus

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018