D-Monkey's definitions

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Chided

To scold or rebuke

My wife chided when I was late for dinner

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Pervasive

An unwanted influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or group of people.

The airborne disease spread pervasively across town.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

muserween

Halloween on musical.ly

Hey it's muserween this month man

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018