37 definitions by D-Monkey

1

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey April 11, 2018

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2

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey March 09, 2018

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3

Something not many people understand

Dude it's called sarcasm

by D-Monkey March 11, 2018

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4

Halloween on musical.ly

Hey it's muserween this month man

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

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5

Netflix 'N Chill

Secret code for sexy time

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

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6

An unwanted influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or group of people.

The airborne disease spread pervasively across town.

by D-Monkey April 11, 2018

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7

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

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