D-Monkey's definitions

Netflix 'N Chill

Secret code for sexy time

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Viagra

A drug males take when they can't get hard

"hey where's the viagra?"

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Shoogie

When you can't yell "SHIT" at the top of your lungs because you don't cuss in front of your kids...

"SHI.... OOGIE! I SAID SHOOGIE!"

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Chided

To scold or rebuke

My wife chided when I was late for dinner

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Mergina

Mermaids vaginas

"If we see any mermaids I wanna ask where there merginas are."

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018