D-Monkey's definitions

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Shoogie

When you can't yell "SHIT" at the top of your lungs because you don't cuss in front of your kids...

"SHI.... OOGIE! I SAID SHOOGIE!"

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Mergina

Mermaids vaginas

"If we see any mermaids I wanna ask where there merginas are."

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Flashmares

A flashback the occurs in your sleep. It's like a nightmare except it's of a past trauma.

I couldn't sleep, I kept getting flashmares

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018