D-Monkey's definitions

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Netflix 'N Chill

Secret code for sexy time

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Viagra

A drug males take when they can't get hard

"hey where's the viagra?"

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Chided

To scold or rebuke

My wife chided when I was late for dinner

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018