D-Monkey's definitions

Dearth

Lack of something.

We have a dearth of caring people in this world.

by D-Monkey May 29, 2018

Pervasive

An unwanted influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or group of people.

The airborne disease spread pervasively across town.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

8

One more than 7

The next number is 8

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Viagra

A drug males take when they can't get hard

"hey where's the viagra?"

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018