D-Monkey's definitions

Dearth

Lack of something.

We have a dearth of caring people in this world.

by D-Monkey May 29, 2018

Shoogie

When you can't yell "SHIT" at the top of your lungs because you don't cuss in front of your kids...

"SHI.... OOGIE! I SAID SHOOGIE!"

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Dirty knees

When things get a little hot and she needs to suck on a popsicle

Yo she got dirty knees last night

Bruh last night she got really bad dirty knees

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Developmental Trauma

The experience of one (or multiple) traumatic events in one's childhood which leaves a mental scar, impacting them for the rest of their lives.

Usually comes from abuse, assault, verbal abuse, etc.

I have developmental trauma because of my ex stepdad.

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

by D-Monkey February 25, 2018

Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018