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A small fart usually smelling very acidic lasting a few seconds. It usually makes the nose tingle and then goes away very fast.
Got dang mo-fo...did you jus' nitzer 'cuz my nose just did a 180. Pew wee!!!
nitzer by Aaron Jester April 27, 2006
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A Natzer is some who natzes on a someone else on a daily basis. As a Natzer you have to be extremely proficient in any first person shooter games. Natzing could be described as a an extreme form of rekking someone else.

Every Natzer will win a 1v1 on Rust against a Non-Natzer at any time of the day.
You are so sick, you are a real Natzer.

I love the way you natzed him.

You are a Natzer, you are obliged to write "G E N A T Z T" after each one tap.
Natzer by OriginalNatzer January 27, 2021
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nitzer Nitzerella nitter NIZER nizzer natzer nither nitzel Netzero nithered
Noun. A friendly and generally all-around likeable person who has serious aspirations of world domination.
Scott Baio strikes me as a possible Nitler.
Nitler by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014
A " Nizer" is a typical highschool kid who smokes a decent amount of pot during the week, and even more pot during the weekend. They usually are chill and just want to have a good time.
( Setting = Party)
Guy#1: Dude whos that kid over there rolling that fat blunt??
Guy#2: Oh thats Troy he's a Nizer
Guy#2: Noice!
Guy#1: Yeah man.
Nizer by Cocaineblunts February 7, 2012

nithered 

The condition one finds oneself in after spending an appreciable amount of time in nithering conditions. The kind of cold where you can't feel your fingers, toes or nose any more, and don't look forward to them coming back, cos it'll hurt.
Gor, I'm nithered. Any chance of a cuppa?
nithered by otter January 28, 2004
Nitser is an other word for sperm, cum etc etc.
1. Guys love to nitser
2. Girls love nitser
1. I will nitser in your ear
2. Linda loves to eat my nitser.
nitser by Scheffers May 18, 2006
A CheAp internet service provider. 9.95 A month for standard dial up service, 14.95 For high speed dial(does not affect download er ne thing)
Netzero is sooo nice, a nice cheap internet....NO! Net zero has a catch, spy and adware come with the pooled ads also do some programs involving messing up your browser. In Old versions of netzero you could not run a full screen game, Then they realized you won't see what is happening.
Netzero by BObo D. HObo July 22, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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