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A CheAp internet service provider. 9.95 A month for standard dial up service, 14.95 For high speed dial(does not affect download er ne thing)
Netzero is sooo nice, a nice cheap internet....NO! Net zero has a catch, spy and adware come with the pooled ads also do some programs involving messing up your browser. In Old versions of netzero you could not run a full screen game, Then they realized you won't see what is happening.
Netzero by BObo D. HObo July 22, 2004
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An internet service provider that gives you internet for cheap prices but very bad. Dialup of course. I used the high speed version and it was still extremely slow. It stops loading after a few pages of web browsing.

Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.

Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.
Omg! My free internet from Netzero ran out. I used 10 hours in a month and now I have no more left!
Netzero by Underwater Ruins June 23, 2008
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Literally one of the strongest characters in Hunter X Hunter. I cannot believe no one has defined him yet....

Anyway, Netero is that old man who played the game on the airship with Gon and Killua during the second phase. Basically the Chairman of the Hunter's Association. He's really strong had his nen type is Enhancement. His nen ability (or hatsu, idk cause when they were explaining nen I got confused) Is called 100-type Guanyin Bodhisattva, which was used while fighting Jed in Hunter X Hunter: The Last Mission. He also fought Meruem in the episode titled Zero x and x Rose (122). Meruem would have won if it wasn't for Netero's Miniature Rose bomb. Literally- The Chimera Ants were ultimately eliminated because of Netero.
"Have you seen the episode where Netero gets to fight Meruem?"

"Yeah, I have. It was really cool!"
Netero by The Disrespect February 28, 2022

Neterosexual 

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.
A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.
Neterosexual by Woolwit October 3, 2010

Neterosexual 

An individual who is into netorare, a genre of cheating porn, usually illustrated.
Joe: did you see Tom the other day, he was getting off to Jim have intercourse with his wife.
Sam: Oh, he must be a neterosexual!
Neterosexual by NotWackoJacko October 12, 2021

netzeroplug

This term is often used to describe plugs used by the NetZero internet service. This is certainly an acceptable word when playing scrabble.
Hey man, have you seen my netzeroplug around?
netzeroplug by John Lisson May 12, 2008
Literally means TETI/Drunken Master
Some cases it could be misunderstood as MASTER, Captain, All Father, The Chosen One.
“NETZER” Good looking brown skinned man👌🏾
NETZER what can we do for you sir

Yes, Teti we will do as you commanded us
Thank you Master Netzer

Anytime Padawan.
Netzer by anonymous November 23, 2021