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Nimization 

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, and then rubbing ones cum all over their face in an attempt to reduce acne.
Bill: Dude why the fuck is their jizz all over your face?
Ted: Its called nimization. I read that it reduces acne.
Bill: You're a fuckin queer...but wow your face is spotless!!!
Nimization by George Nimmington September 4, 2009

Nigger Navigation 

Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.
Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

Drunk Navigation 

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

niggation 

The act or process of negating by a black person.
Me: Would you like some watermelon with your chicken?
Africanishaniqua: *shakes head in niggation* NUH-UH
Me: OK, you could've just said no. There's no need for niggations in my shop.
niggation by rejec January 25, 2015

magpie navigation

A method by which some users choose their path through websites, i.e., by clicking on the "shiny" buttons and links, with little regard for the information architecture or existing navigation hierarchy.
We made the happy path buttons larger and bright blue to facilitate magpie navigation.
magpie navigation by jfkelley March 20, 2013

navigationalist 

one who can navigate anywhere, place,or thing
How did we get here so fast. Just ask Seku he's a navigationalist.
navigationalist by S.N8TION June 15, 2009