irrigation

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Irrigation is the application of controlled amounts of water to plants at needed intervals. Irrigation helps grow agricultural crops, maintain landscapes, and revegetate disturbed soils in dry areas and during periods of inadequate rainfall. Irrigation also has other uses in crop production, including frost protection.

i will irrigation the plants.

irrigation by sandrita maria September 24, 2017

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irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
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irrigation pipeline

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irrigation pipeline

Sex Potion, It's when you fuck your partner in the ass whilst they had the runny Taco Bell shits

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Irrigation irritation

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.

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Irrigation Penis

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god

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Faclonic Irrigation

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

Faclonic Irrigation by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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