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Nimization

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, and then rubbing ones cum all over their face in an attempt to reduce acne.
Bill: Dude why the fuck is their jizz all over your face?
Ted: Its called nimization. I read that it reduces acne.
Bill: You're a fuckin queer...but wow your face is spotless!!!
by George Nimmington September 4, 2009
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Parent of the year nomination

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
by Officeslacker January 9, 2008
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Niminization

The act or process of Niminizing ones self or another.
"You have undergone niminization" "I have experienced niminization"
by NavpreetSandhuRandhawaSingh March 20, 2022
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Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".
I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.
by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011
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Beanie-nization

(Bee·nee·i·za·tion) - noun
1. The hair style transformation resulting from wearing a beanie. Typically appears as a flat, glued to you head look with some hair strands sticking.

- Related Forms
Beanalize (Bee·nal·ise) - adjective
Dude, look at your hair! Looks like some beanie-nization going on there!
by Deitryn January 4, 2008
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rak nomination

random acts of kindness nomination, similar to neknomination craze, but instead of drinking wildly, you pass on and nominate someone to do a random act of kindness
susan: I am doing the rak nomination
john: what are you going to do?
susan: for my random act of kindness i am going to donate 20$ to the local food bank
susan: i nominate you john, you have 24 hours.
by ocean456345634563 February 12, 2014
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Grammy nomination

Fake, phony, see thru, tell all ,users ,clear,plastic, liars
That stupid bitch deserves a grammy nomination pretending all the time
by Batting1000 June 27, 2019
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