When a bloke has half a hard on and sits down to take a piss. He adjusts on the seat to stop getting piss all over the place and his nob slips under the rim of the seat, thus when he sits back down he squashes his nob between the seat and the rim.
Nob nipping - usually happens in the morning after a hard night on the piss, or after a shag or to blokes that are well endowed. May in fact be the only down side to having a huge penis.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.