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Nippless Dick Tits
Nippless Dick Tits by Badbradacadabra October 11, 2010
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Satay nipples
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021
Female-presenting nipples
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018
By the minty nipples of Marduk !
An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
By the minty nipples of Marduk ! by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013
Nipplescooter
Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.
Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!
Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011
Mr Nipples
The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.