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Niock's are typically horizontally-tall. They are seen as dare-devils considering they wear shorts even in winter. Niock's are extremely loveable so if you get the chance meet a niock, give that fella a big ole' hug and a new bed (Niock's are always breaking their beds)

Woah dude is that Niock? He's so horizontally tall!

Ya bro. Thats for sure a Niock, look at those thighs!

niock by Unicorn558 September 8, 2016

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Niocks are usually quite fat and smelly. They enjoy short walks on the beach and cheeseburgers..many cheeseburgers. They enjoy wearing shorts that go below the knee, and you might be able to find them in the furniture store buying a new bed frame, or getting beaten on the side of the road by jews, because they are so damn hefty it is seen as a sin in the eyes of God.

*walks into bedroom store*

"Yo dude! I've seen that fat guy here like 3 times in the past month! "

"Yeah bro..he keeps buying new bed frames."

"Bro he must be a niock! Look at those hefty thighs!"

"Yep. Definitely a niock."

niock by Unicorn558 May 19, 2016

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Norman "Nick"

the BIGGEST avetard and ou tard there is. This term can be applied to anyone who is a straight up fag and and just absolutely useless as shit. Also use if they think they are hot shit in life but will never be successful at anything and just be a straight pothead. Also hides their own insecurities by trying to put down others and fails...(btw "Nick" is a nickname for N****)

Yo that dude is so stupid and faggy, might as well call him "Norman "Nick"".

Norman "Nick" by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Nick Mara

Nick Mara is the sexy Italian boy from the Boyband pretty much. He is also the member with the most BDE.

Nick Mara is so sexy he looked at me and I got pregnant

Nick Mara by Nicks baby mama October 31, 2018

Nick Novotny

Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.

You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!

Nick Novotny by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020

Nick Screwed

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.

Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.

Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012

Nick Nelson

Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J

"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)

Nick Nelson by AntSage April 28, 2022

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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