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Niock's are typically horizontally-tall. They are seen as dare-devils considering they wear shorts even in winter. Niock's are extremely loveable so if you get the chance meet a niock, give that fella a big ole' hug and a new bed (Niock's are always breaking their beds)
Woah dude is that Niock? He's so horizontally tall!

Ya bro. Thats for sure a Niock, look at those thighs!
niock by Unicorn558 September 8, 2016
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Niocks are usually quite fat and smelly. They enjoy short walks on the beach and cheeseburgers..many cheeseburgers. They enjoy wearing shorts that go below the knee, and you might be able to find them in the furniture store buying a new bed frame, or getting beaten on the side of the road by jews, because they are so damn hefty it is seen as a sin in the eyes of God.
*walks into bedroom store*

"Yo dude! I've seen that fat guy here like 3 times in the past month! "

"Yeah bro..he keeps buying new bed frames."

"Bro he must be a niock! Look at those hefty thighs!"

"Yep. Definitely a niock."
niock by Unicorn558 May 19, 2016

Norman "Nick" 

the BIGGEST avetard and ou tard there is. This term can be applied to anyone who is a straight up fag and and just absolutely useless as shit. Also use if they think they are hot shit in life but will never be successful at anything and just be a straight pothead. Also hides their own insecurities by trying to put down others and fails...(btw "Nick" is a nickname for N****)
Yo that dude is so stupid and faggy, might as well call him "Norman "Nick"".
Norman "Nick" by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
Nick Mara is the sexy Italian boy from the Boyband pretty much. He is also the member with the most BDE.
Nick Mara is so sexy he looked at me and I got pregnant
Nick Mara by Nicks baby mama October 31, 2018

Nick Novotny 

Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.
You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!
Nick Novotny by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020

Nick Screwed 

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.
Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.
Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012

Nick Nelson 

Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J
"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
Nick Nelson by AntSage April 28, 2022