nintendies 

A 4chan term to make fun of Nintendo fans.

"They're really defending Nintendo taking down emulators now? The absolute state of nintendies."

nintendies by CirclejerkMaster69 March 7, 2022

Nintendium 

The hardest, most durable material known to mankind, discovered by nintendo for usage in their console, the Nintendo Entertainment System (Also known as: NES). Its manufacturing process was perfected sometime before the creation of the Gameboy by Gunpie Yokoi, Nintendo's hardware genius, or "mad scientist", who invented many miraculous toys for children and adults alike, though many would argue they were meant for children.

Since the birth of the Nintendo 64 (IE, N64), Nintendium has become harder to produce or find, as the quality of the Nintendium used in the Nintendo DS (IE, NDS) and Wii (IE, Nintendo Wii?) have been reasonably weaker than their predecessors, though the WiiMote has been known to resist bullets, fly straight through Television Screens, and cause injuries when thrown, and is considered to be encased in the purest, most refined Nintendium seen since Gunpie Yokoi left Nintendo and died.

An asteroid of pure Nintendium is coming towards the earth... We're doomed!!!!!!

Nintendium by Zixaphir Modnar December 10, 2008

Nintenditis

When you shit and piss your pants because you don't want to stop playing video games

Little Jimmy has Nintenditis. I feel sorry for his parents.

Nintenditis by FG10 November 13, 2011

Nintendogs 

A puppy simulator for the Nintendo DS handheld system. In it, you can control, customize, and play online with your puppy. Scored a perfect 40/40 by the famous Famitsu in Japan.

My puppy on Nintendogs has a mario hat!

Nintendogs by Adam Holloway August 3, 2005

Nintendogs 

A puppy simulator for the Nintendo DS. The game is extremely popular, scored a 9.1 at Gamespot and a perfect 40/40 from the famous Japanese gaming magazine, Famitzu. It comes in three versions, each with different starting dogs. You end up unlocking all dogs from the other versions. The game has been considered "kiddie" by some, esspecially those who never played it, do to Nintendog's horrible TV ads. Sony fan boys hated how popular the game was, and wrote a large amount of fake reviews on Amazon.com (One was written by "one of the girls who did the commercial", another was horribley racist against Japanese.), it also caused a DS to be vandalized in an EB games store, as reported on the Nintendo forums. Nintendo put alot of work into the game, which includes voice regonition, which includes 18 dogs, an almost endless amount of items, and loads of tricks. It still won't appeal to everyone.

"My Nintendog is wearing a Spiked collar! Tight!"

Nintendogs by Zsky2 September 6, 2005

Nintendhead 

A video game fan with a particular attraction to the Nintendo stable of characters.

She can't talk to you right now, she's playing Yoshi's Island.

Wow, she's a real Nintendhead!

Nintendhead by demasque April 28, 2011

nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.

1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.

nintendinitis by toast455 July 3, 2005