Nintendick 

noun. Nintendo Fanboys GameCrap, because they spend countless amounts of dollars buying crappy rpg pokemon games to substitute the warm, embrace of a girlfriend. Their hollow lives are filled with hours of turn-based garbage followed by a short break of Hentai Masturbation.
Their lives are currentley being filmed for a Michael Moore epic "The Virgin Console". The members of this "elite" group of lonely bastards are usually aged from 20-40 while still living in the murky depths of their mother's basements. Their sexual actvity (Hentai Maturbation) must be done secretley as time is limited, as their mothers seem to have a knack for sensing semen. It is from that fact Nintendicks have been forced to evolve, allowing themselves to ejaculate within a matter of seconds. Their uncanny ability to whack off is a sign of Nintendo's greatest leap of evolution. Congratulations Nintendo! Thousands of generations will end thanks to your absolutley nerd enticing, retardation enducing brand of rpg bullshit. Well Done!

That guy whacked off to Hentai! What a Nintendick!

Nintendick by Sonyroolz September 21, 2005

Nintendium 

The hardest, most durable material known to mankind, discovered by nintendo for usage in their console, the Nintendo Entertainment System (Also known as: NES). Its manufacturing process was perfected sometime before the creation of the Gameboy by Gunpie Yokoi, Nintendo's hardware genius, or "mad scientist", who invented many miraculous toys for children and adults alike, though many would argue they were meant for children.

Since the birth of the Nintendo 64 (IE, N64), Nintendium has become harder to produce or find, as the quality of the Nintendium used in the Nintendo DS (IE, NDS) and Wii (IE, Nintendo Wii?) have been reasonably weaker than their predecessors, though the WiiMote has been known to resist bullets, fly straight through Television Screens, and cause injuries when thrown, and is considered to be encased in the purest, most refined Nintendium seen since Gunpie Yokoi left Nintendo and died.

An asteroid of pure Nintendium is coming towards the earth... We're doomed!!!!!!

Nintendium by Zixaphir Modnar December 10, 2008

NintendoCapriSun 

(Timothy Bishop) A let's player from Neenah Wisconsin. He works as a donut manufacturer. Caucasian, in his early 30s.

But more importantly, NintendoCapriSun or NCS for short is a casual and comical guy. He makes laughable movie refrences and pop culture jokes while playing, as well as talking about his strange and unique life until now. He commentates complete playthroughs of popular games like Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, a variety of Megaman games, Some Final Fantasies, Banjo Tooie and Kazooie Super Mario Sunshine and more.

He's a guy with not as many subscribers or as popular as Nigahiga, Fred or huge youtube celeberties. but with 40K subscribers strong (As of 7/14/10) he's got one of the strongest and most loyal fanbases around.

NCS is popular in the Let's playing community friends with Aloyalgamer, Lucahjin, and even Chuggaconroy. His casual stature, improvised funnies he's a guy who just loves life to the fullest. and playin Video Games with commentary to share is just a good part of it.

NintendoCapriSun is an awesome dude.

NintendoCapriSun by kuichikibyakuya July 14, 2010

Nintenditis

When you shit and piss your pants because you don't want to stop playing video games

Little Jimmy has Nintenditis. I feel sorry for his parents.

Nintenditis by FG10 November 13, 2011

nintendocore

Basically, hardcore/metalcore music with synths/keyboards, typically lighthearted.

Horse The Band = teh sex0rz

nintendocore by Ian March 7, 2005

nintendies 

A 4chan term to make fun of Nintendo fans.

"They're really defending Nintendo taking down emulators now? The absolute state of nintendies."

nintendies by CirclejerkMaster69 March 7, 2022

nintendocore

Typically hardcore music with lots of keyboards and new sounds.
mostly electronica music sounds futuristic

whats NOT nintendocore - acting/looking like the nintendo characters, being a nintendo game addict

NOT nintendocore -
person 1: Zomg guys i g0t teh WII and s00per paper mario that game is teh SEXX
person 2: d00d yoo are s0 nintendocore
person 1: i kn0w its s00per radd

nintendocore by lolcat August 21, 2007