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nightstick 

cop cock,police penis, aka dick
Dialogue
Person#1 Yo I got drunk at this party, and stumbled into a cop

Person#2 Did you touch his nightstick?
nightstick by Smooth Ustaaz April 5, 2008

nightstick 

Tyrone's nightstick was so long you could see the outline of it in his jeans down to his kneecap.
nightstick by Richard Black March 11, 2005

polishing the nightstick 

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Hammer out a Nightstick 

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.
Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.
This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick
Alabama nightstick by Bad harry October 25, 2018

Arabian Nightstick 

This is when you shit into a tubesock, put it in the freezer, and THEN beat somone about the head and shoulders.
I will take my Arbian bullwhip store it over night in the freezer & then beat you with my Arabian nightstick
Arabian Nightstick by Brother Zitt August 22, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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