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nightsoft 

A game were you play with your buddy’s flaccid penis until it is erect. You start a timer and stop it when it is soft again. Whoever can make the erection last the longest wins.
When my friends and I camp and play nightsoft. I always win. They always ask me when can we go nightsofting again.
nightsoft by Buttplugbandit July 29, 2020
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nightsoil 

Ending a century-old tradition, nightsoil collectors have cleared the last lavatory in Beijing by hand, another milestone in what has been dubbed the toilet revolution sweeping China
nightsoil by noguide June 15, 2006

nightsuit 

another word for pajamas; jammies

Commonly used in the UK or former British Colonies
Bob, get into your nightsuit! It is time for bed.
nightsuit by singsingsing November 8, 2009

Nightshiftboy 

The name given to a person or employee who's shift pattern requires them to work permanent night shifts. So much so that the person becomes acustomed to being awake all night and asleep all day even on their days off. A common side effect of this condition is insomia at night time and narcolepsy during the day.
I couldnt sleep last night, i was a proper nightshiftboy.

I noticed nightshiftboy didnt wake up till tea time.
What time we leaving the club, 3am? Yeah but i expect nightshiftboy will want to go somewhere else afterward.
Nightshiftboy by smooth matt July 7, 2012

nightmouth

When an intoxicated heterosexual male employs a questionably female prostitute and decides it doesn't matter anyway because he only wanted oral sex.
"Dude, I was so white girl wasted last night I think I got nightmouth!"
nightmouth by Ca$$ie February 24, 2014

Nightspitter 

a group of delinquents who roam the night listening to loud bass music, attribute to the culture of living life to the fullest.
"i was hanging at this libary one day and in come a nightspitter ruining my study session"

Niggasoft 

A nigger / black edition of Microsoft
Bro Niggasoft is a shit company, they make horrible shit for niggas and barack obama supporters
Yaaaaa dude we gotta put on a fucking asshole company...
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