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nightclub
A dark enclosed space where men and women mingle and dance. Most encounters leading to sex during the same night. There is usually a bar where overpriced drinks can be purchased and music is played very loud through the night. Can be a prime breeding ground for several types of STD's.
1) I met a female companion at a nightclub on Saturday. Little did I know she had already slept with most of the club goers and had passed on a virulent strain of herpes to me.
nightclub by Mr Peabody July 19, 2007
nightcat
A method of keeping your head warm on cold nights, by allowing your cat to curl up on your pillow, the back of your neck, or your head itself.
Furness-Nightcap
When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.
Furness-Nightcap by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011
nightcrawlers
It's what it sounds like. It's a game where you crawl around like worms in the night. It's good for when you want to make memories with your friends.
nightcrawlers by one2ohmygod October 21, 2009
Pull a nighthawk
Person 1: *wakes up*
Person 2: what are you doing? It's 2 am."
Person 1: I'm going to pull a nighthawk
Person 2: what are you doing? It's 2 am."
Person 1: I'm going to pull a nighthawk
Pull a nighthawk by Olivish February 20, 2015
Spiders Nightclub
spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.
"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"
" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"
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"spiders nightclub is well good!"
" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"
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"spiders nightclub is well good!"
Spiders Nightclub by gldcraig April 10, 2008
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Blexas
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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