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Spite Monkey Niggler 

Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.
Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.
Related Words

Nigglet whooping 

Nigglet whooping is when a black fat cunt gets spanked by their dad or mom or someone special to them because they like got F on their biology test about what the fuck diarrhea is.
"How the fuck this kid doesn't know what diarrhea is, this black piece of shit got diarrhea himself like wtf!?" the dad said while spanking the shit out of the nigglet "like damn he is getting a nigglet whooping"
Nigglet whooping by EAT ASS123 September 17, 2018
Referring to the disappearance of any black man through any means. Often associated with African American fathers who desert their children and/or wives.
Jamal: Mom, what happened to daddy?
Shaqueefa: That man done left us when he went to buy cigs. He's long niggone by now!
Niggone by jmbrickhouse July 30, 2015

My niggles 

Saying my niggles is an intimate term of endearment. It's like saying my nigga except directed towards an intimate partner or side chick.

Niggolas 

Black elf from Lord of the Rings series by Netflix.
Since he's black he's called Niggolas (Nigga+Legolas)
Joe: How we should call black elf from Lord of the Rings?
Bob: Niggolas
Niggolas by JoeLigmaMama February 16, 2022

Niggleboo 

This name is a term of endearment for your main squeeze. She is down to ride for you no matter what the circumstance are.
Man my nigga, my niggleboo sucked my dick and made me a sandwich!
Damn nigga, I wish my niggleboo was bout it like that!
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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