niggermortis 

a common condition found in working age african american males; characterized by sloth, unemployment and indulgence in low grade marijuana and malt liquor

That third steel reserve caused niggermortis

niggermortis by Captian C00nt December 20, 2007

niggamortis 

The death of a black man. Initially the name of the album "6 Feet Deep" by Gravediggaz, but they had to rename it due to the whiney cunts that found it offensive.

"Christ, that punk got smoked."

"Yeah, Niggamortis"

niggamortis by bunnygun1 June 19, 2008

niggerports 

despicably racist euphemism for Newport cigarettes.

honky #1 - yo man, want a cigarette?
honky #2 - hells no, fool! why you smokin' them niggerports?

niggerports by phil e. blount January 20, 2005

nigger mortis 

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

nigger mortis by Freshen Up June 8, 2022

Niggamortis 

The posture/reaction of a black person when they see a police officer. Niggamortis occurs in just .1 of a second and in this time they decide if they should play it cool or run from said law enforcement.

I lock up from niggamortis when i see a police officer.

Niggamortis by teamgreen July 20, 2017

Niggamortis 

When a person is or has the look of shock. Just like the definition for rigamortis.

The person stepped out into traffic and niggamortis set in when they saw that bus!

Niggamortis by thehashbrownclown April 27, 2015

Nighermortis

Sloth laziness, someone who goes to work and does nothing.

Damn you think he had nighermortis or something.

Nighermortis by Nonyeh September 15, 2025