niggermortis

a common condition found in working age african american males; characterized by sloth, unemployment and indulgence in low grade marijuana and malt liquor

That third steel reserve caused niggermortis

by Captian C00nt December 20, 2007

niggamortis

The death of a black man. Initially the name of the album "6 Feet Deep" by Gravediggaz, but they had to rename it due to the whiney cunts that found it offensive.

"Christ, that punk got smoked."

"Yeah, Niggamortis"

by bunnygun1 June 19, 2008

niggerports

despicably racist euphemism for Newport cigarettes.

honky #1 - yo man, want a cigarette?
honky #2 - hells no, fool! why you smokin' them niggerports?

by phil e. blount January 20, 2005

nigger mortis

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

by Freshen Up June 8, 2022

Niggamortis

The posture/reaction of a black person when they see a police officer. Niggamortis occurs in just .1 of a second and in this time they decide if they should play it cool or run from said law enforcement.

I lock up from niggamortis when i see a police officer.

by teamgreen July 20, 2017

Niggamortis

When a person is or has the look of shock. Just like the definition for rigamortis.

The person stepped out into traffic and niggamortis set in when they saw that bus!

by thehashbrownclown April 27, 2015

Nighermortis

Sloth laziness, someone who goes to work and does nothing.

Damn you think he had nighermortis or something.

by Nonyeh September 15, 2025