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Niggamortis 

The posture/reaction of a black person when they see a police officer. Niggamortis occurs in just .1 of a second and in this time they decide if they should play it cool or run from said law enforcement.
I lock up from niggamortis when i see a police officer.
Niggamortis by teamgreen July 20, 2017

Niggamortis 

When a person is or has the look of shock. Just like the definition for rigamortis.
The person stepped out into traffic and niggamortis set in when they saw that bus!
Niggamortis by thehashbrownclown April 27, 2015

niggamortis 

MY FRIEND HAS A BIG NIGGAMORTIS
niggamortis by niggamorphin August 24, 2025

niggermortis 

a common condition found in working age african american males; characterized by sloth, unemployment and indulgence in low grade marijuana and malt liquor
That third steel reserve caused niggermortis
niggermortis by Captian C00nt December 20, 2007

niggamotis 

A nig who comes to your place and eats your food and/or asks you to smoke him out, or does other nigtastic things.
Damn niggamotis is here again lock the door!
niggamotis by silky black February 12, 2005

nigga mortis 

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.
"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."
nigga mortis by Officer Scrotes December 27, 2008
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