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niggermortis 

a common condition found in working age african american males; characterized by sloth, unemployment and indulgence in low grade marijuana and malt liquor
That third steel reserve caused niggermortis
niggermortis by Captian C00nt December 20, 2007

niggerport 

A slang term for Newport cigarettes. (Stereotypical for black people liking menthol cigarettes)
"Jeff is always smoking niggerports."
niggerport by WaNkY Mc SpAnKy March 7, 2005

niggerporn

A couple of monkeys humping the living shit out of each other like some retards.
what the fuck dude why would you show me that niggerporn I'm going to go fuckin' throw up.

Niggerpotted

Niggerpotted(v): The act of a drug dealer selling you shit weed.
Shit man....I just got niggerpotted...he said it was dank headies...i paid 6000 for yellow weed. That Niggerpotomous!
Niggerpotted by BEAR KLAW February 2, 2009

niggerpotamus 

Look at that niggerpotamus, bet she(he)weighs 350lbs!!
niggerpotamus by tyler4d February 6, 2005

niggersorus rex

The most uppity nigger ever to have existed; both in smell and niggard (or niggerness). It is hard to pin-point the exact source of this nigger. Historical references point to niggers that were well known having joined their nigger powers in secret. This event called the "the magic p.i.m.p.," was similar to when the Planeteers combined to make "captain planet," only a smelly nigger.
Shit, it is a niggersorus rex! Run before it pimp slaps you or bangs your white women and doesn't pay child support or taxes.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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