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Leslie Nielsen
One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP
Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010
Niels
The perfect boy who you should never abandon and who will never abandon you, he's the nicest person you will ever meet and attractive as heck. If you find a Niels, don't ever let him feel sad or hurt him. He can make you happy just by flashing his perfect smile, and it's impossible to stay mad at him. His expressions and the way he talks, what he talks about, they will never bore you or anyone. He's an adorable soft boy and he should be treated with all the love and respect in the world, whether he's a friend or boyfriend. He loves hard so don't be afraid to do the same no matter what way you do.
Girl on a call: Becky, I'm going to a boy's house, I can't wait
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun
Niels by Yeah_It's_Me January 9, 2021
Nelisiwe
Nelisiwe by nella darko August 16, 2021
Nelissa
1.Noun - Nelissa is one of girls next door. She has an amazing smile and is very intelligent. She is always helping people and brings a smile to everyone's face. She is extremely loyal and can be in very long relationships. Most friends consider her very trustworthy and a hard working individual.
She really is very amazing and is very compatible with Doug.
She really is very amazing and is very compatible with Doug.
Nelissa is such an amazing person.
Nelissa by BoyFromOhio February 5, 2010
Niels
The best person in the world. He will constantly make everyone have a good time and he will give the most pleasurable sex.
Look at that Niels. He is a legend
Neilism
Neilism by Fay-double I-Rah January 11, 2009
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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