Nielsist
Nielsist by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023
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Nielsist
Nielsist by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023
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Nielsism
Nielsism -
The active religious belief of a god with the infinite amounts of wisdom, courage, love, power, and so much more. Niels, the god whom I am addressing, is the most significant form of all of us. He lies within our souls, and he holds no flaws. He may not be the creator of the universe, but he sure is Ishani's. The pleasant words ever spoken from his mouth shall be forever known due to his choice in phrases of the most loving and meaningful. 💓✨
To honor our god, we must respect all of his wishes, but if you're Ishani then you shall also shower him in kisses. 💓✨
To celebrate his presence, we must be kind to one another because that's what he would choose, but if you're Ishani then you must ambush him with the most lovely hugs. 💓✨
To thank our god, we must always commit good deeds, but if you're Ishani then always be by his side and never stop loving him. 💓✨
The active religious belief of a god with the infinite amounts of wisdom, courage, love, power, and so much more. Niels, the god whom I am addressing, is the most significant form of all of us. He lies within our souls, and he holds no flaws. He may not be the creator of the universe, but he sure is Ishani's. The pleasant words ever spoken from his mouth shall be forever known due to his choice in phrases of the most loving and meaningful. 💓✨
To honor our god, we must respect all of his wishes, but if you're Ishani then you shall also shower him in kisses. 💓✨
To celebrate his presence, we must be kind to one another because that's what he would choose, but if you're Ishani then you must ambush him with the most lovely hugs. 💓✨
To thank our god, we must always commit good deeds, but if you're Ishani then always be by his side and never stop loving him. 💓✨
Daniel: Hey guys! What religion do y'all follow?
Ishani: Heheh I follow Nielsism!
Daniel: Oh my god, what a coincidence?! So do I!
Ishani: WOW, so cool!
Daniel: Yes! For I can be a better person.
Ishani: Heheh I follow Nielsism!
Daniel: Oh my god, what a coincidence?! So do I!
Ishani: WOW, so cool!
Daniel: Yes! For I can be a better person.
Nielsism
Nielsism is the concept of disliking anything sexual or any body features.
That means that you dislike things like: breasts, vulva's, penises, butts etc.
That means that you dislike things like: breasts, vulva's, penises, butts etc.
Stijn: "Look at those hot titties"
Niels: "Eww put that away please"
Mark and Bart: "Damn, I think he has Nielsism"
Niels: "Eww put that away please"
Mark and Bart: "Damn, I think he has Nielsism"
Nielsism by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023
Nielsisme
1. Alle seksuele dingen niet leuk vinden, of haten.
2. Alle seksuele dingen lelijk vinden
Dat houdt in: borsten, vulva's, piemels, konten etc.
2. Alle seksuele dingen lelijk vinden
Dat houdt in: borsten, vulva's, piemels, konten etc.
Stijn: "Yoo, deze chick heeft echt lekkere tieten."
Niels: "Ieuw Gadverdamme, haal dat weg!"
Mark tegen Bart: "Damn, ik denk dat hij Nielsisme heeft."
Niels: "Ieuw Gadverdamme, haal dat weg!"
Mark tegen Bart: "Damn, ik denk dat hij Nielsisme heeft."
Nielsisme by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023
Nielsiscity
Nielsiscity by HottieWottieTitties January 17, 2023
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