Neilism

Neilism is the Religion to end all other religions.

http://wiki.illemonati.com/Neilism

by Fay-double I-Rah January 11, 2009

Neilism

Quirky, odd and eccentric behaviour by people called Neil

Wow, that’s such a Neilism.

You’re becoming a Neilism

by Grungy September 17, 2021

Neilism

The worship of Neil Patrick Harris

"Dude, check out my room, its decked out with NPH stuff. Mugs, t-shirts, etc."
"Have you converted to Neilism?"

by seniordouschenugget February 8, 2012

Neilium

The heaviest of all the elements

Chemist have died trying to conduct experiments with neilium

Dude, wanna do some neilium?
No man! what the fuck?!

by Amrknash August 24, 2011

Nealism

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.

Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.

by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018

Nealism

Something retarded that someone does that can be likened to the one and only Neal Alan Piper. Ergo a 'Nealism'

Neal spent all his loan on a mac book pro and had no money left to eat, pay rent or go out?

Fail, that's a Nealism.

by tinotin February 9, 2010

Nilism

Nilism is an American social community for... ethnic and religious outcasts. Americans who consider themselves to have ETHNICITIES of NONE, and RELIGIONS of NONE. The Asians who don't consider themselves Asian, the South Americans who don't consider themselves South American, the Europeans who don't consider themselves European, the Africans who don't consider themselves African, the Australians who don't consider themselves Australian, and last but not least, Antarcticans who don't consider themselves Antarctican. The people who would rather do something more prominent than attend church, the temple, or pray in general. A person is also considered a Nilist if they are born and/or raised in religious, constricting chains and refuses to accept it. Nilists are indubitably diversified and deride the groups who are single-raced. Do not confuse Nilism with Atheism, Atheism still embodies ethnicity. People who feel they do not belong to a coterie SHOULD be... to the race of Nilism.

People who believe in Nilism often shun single-raced societies.

by Isaac Ocean December 17, 2008