Not In The Street In Front Of My Property.

Similar to NIMBYs, these property owners wrongfully believe they own the street in front of their property, protesting other people's parked cars and the installation of safety devices.

The NITSIFOMPs voted against the installation of a speed hump on their street despite the increasing number of pedestrian deaths in their neighborhood.

NITSIFOMP by memeitude November 22, 2022

Related Words

nidts • nits • Nides • Nidish • nitsa • nitsan • Nitsify • Nitsy • Nidasa • Niftski

Tice Nits

In essence saying "Nice tits!" but cleverly switched around.

That chick had some tice nits!

Tice Nits by YoTiceNits December 30, 2010

Nitsify

A nitsify is a endangered species from Amurica.
They are typically very short and "rule a galaxy"
There allies are, Apples, Gooblins, Spheres, Skeletons and Fanta b o t t l e.
Average Height: 3'2
They have strains, Motherify and Catify and Pussify and Thiccitifi

"Have you seen Nitsify?" Fanta
"No and if i did he will be too short" Kao

Nitsify by Kaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo July 20, 2021

fanny nits

lice that crawl around ur furry lil fanny... ewww (or crabz)

'Weres Rosie today..."
'ohh she got fanny nits... i think Jack gave them to her..."

fanny nits by G-mackin April 26, 2008

nitser

Nitser is an other word for sperm, cum etc etc.
1. Guys love to nitser
2. Girls love nitser

1. I will nitser in your ear
2. Linda loves to eat my nitser.

nitser by Scheffers May 18, 2006

Jizz Nits

Slang: Pubic lice

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.

Jizz Nits by JSMcB September 20, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026