Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.

"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".

Noddy Badge by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

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fucking noddy

An exclaimation to occumpany an occasion when someone has been tampering with your auto mobile. Especially if said car has been crushed to the size of Noddy's from the Enid Blyton books.

Fucking knees round my ears, in this FOUR FUCKING FOOT CAR that's only TWO FOOT SIX TALL! I mean, what am I, FUCKING NODDY!?

fucking noddy by DJ Basaran October 16, 2004

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Sus Noddy Van

The name for a small white van that people drive around in.

"Look at that guy with the long hair, he's cute... But he drives a sus noddy van"

Sus Noddy Van by Wiggyallday May 26, 2016

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Noddy

UK based slang, inspired by the cartoon character ‘Noddy’ due to the resemblance in rapid back and forth head movements.

Often used as a polite way of telling people that you received head, but can also be used as a polite way of requesting head.

Tom got the maddest Noddy last night!

He asked her for Noddy and she said no!

Noddy by Lord Andreas II July 8, 2021

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