Niddy

Someone who initially appears intelligent but is found to act idiotic in the majority of situations.

A Niddy will - act without thinking
Ask the same question more than twice
Not be able to see something directly in front of them
Have a terrible memory
Be extremely clumsy
Overuse telephones
Think that sarcasm is wit

Under no circumstances can a Niddy multitask nor even think and speak at the same time.

Can also be used as an alternative monika for males named 'Christian'.

"OMG, he's such a Niddy! Even though it's cleary written on the packet and I explained it to him 6 times, he's still eaten the bar of laxative chocolate! Niddy!"

by bighobo February 7, 2010

Niddy

An intelligent person who will act upon a problem and resolve it.He is a king with no fear making sure that all his people are safe .He is also known to have a massive dick and gets all the ladies in town.

Wow!Hes so cool.That guy is A fucking niddy

by Lolz57 September 14, 2018

niddy noddy

the act of fornicating while wearing footy pajamas

A small penis

They were busy doing the niddy noddy last night and couldn't come to the movies with us.

Nah I didn't do him. He has a niddy noddy.

by whatnowbtch April 12, 2010

Niddy Tiddy

Hairy boobs or a hairy chest

Josh: “Yo I heard Max has niddy tiddy (titties)!”

Peter: “yo that’s sick!”

by ShowMeYourKittiesPlz January 5, 2019

Niddy Van

Gay

That more gay than Niddy Van

by Eggalin November 21, 2021

noddy land

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"

"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"

by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019

Noddy

Head, Brain, Top, Hat, Uck, Ucky, BJ. Term Invented By A.M (410).

"Girl tried to off her skirt clearly she lost her mind, Bitch I want Noddy said it like a hundred times" -AtotheM 41Circle

by Y.BrixtonFrog February 12, 2017