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Someone who initially appears intelligent but is found to act idiotic in the majority of situations.

A Niddy will - act without thinking
Ask the same question more than twice
Not be able to see something directly in front of them
Have a terrible memory
Be extremely clumsy
Overuse telephones
Think that sarcasm is wit

Under no circumstances can a Niddy multitask nor even think and speak at the same time.

Can also be used as an alternative monika for males named 'Christian'.
"OMG, he's such a Niddy! Even though it's cleary written on the packet and I explained it to him 6 times, he's still eaten the bar of laxative chocolate! Niddy!"
by bighobo February 4, 2010
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Fiercely independent, adores exotic travel. Can be found admiring beautiful views, relaxing or enjoying a cup of tea.

Loves, loves, loves her friends

Jaynes have a penchant for vodka, music, warm seas and variety; they are usually hyper intelligent, secrectly wild and naughty - always willing to take a walk on the wild side.

Often spotted on the arm of a hot rock star or watersport type.
"I am Jayne, hear me ROAR"
by bighobo February 4, 2010
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