(Noun) A person or thing that is characterized by exceptionally jay qualities. Often accompanied by extreme lethargy, crippling indecisiveness, and an affinity for showers and sandwiches.

(Verb) To exhibit the above qualities, or to have someone with the above qualities impact your life negatively.

(Adj.) Of extremely jay or tiresome qualities. See: insolence.

(Noun) I just called the neddy. He can't come out tonight cuz he hasn't pooped yet, and there's a Gilmore Girls marathon on. What a fucking jaybag.

(Verb) The Metallica concert's tonight! Don't fucking neddy out on us!

(Adj.) Last night, I watched an old man take a crap on CBS. It was neddy as fuck!

neddy by JeffroDiesel January 28, 2010

Related Words

Neddy • Neddy Bear • NEDDY Curse • Dirty Neddy • The Neddy • Uncle Neddy • Whoa Neddy! • Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy • Ed Edd, 'n' Eddy • needy

Neddy

Someone that looks like Ned.

You look well Neddy bruv.

Neddy by sannieanne February 1, 2023

Neddy

A quick blowjob that's done in an articulate fashion. Receiving a Neddy can only be compared to the feeling of reaching heavens gate.

A Neddy typically lasts between 1-5 minutes, this makes it's speed of finish so distinguishable from other quick finishes like a quickie or a Joey.

Fred: Samantha gave me a Neddy last night before my parents got home
Ian: Samantha is good at Neddys

Fred: How do you know? She's been my girlfriend for 6 years
Ian: Don't ask

Ophin: Want a Neddy?
Greg: Yes please

Neddy by 0Tiro0 March 29, 2025

neddy

When a kid tryna call Princess Needle “needy” but their spelling flopped. Lowkey became its own word tho.

Kid: “Princess Needle is so neddy rn.”

Friend: “Bro you mean needy??”

Kid: “Nah fam, it’s neddy.”

neddy by BENO?! September 12, 2026

Neddy Bear

A drunken bear with anger issues.

That Neddy Bear has just kicked the toilet door in.

Neddy Bear by Craig Giles November 4, 2010

NEDDY Curse

If you choose NEDDY as a name for a game, or have a name containing the name NEDDY, you are doomed to fail. You will instantly be attacked by everyone who sees your name, even if you are their ally!

"Hi, I'm NEDDY!"
- NEDDY has been destroyed by *insert name here* -
"Damn you NEDDY Curse!"

NEDDY Curse by NEDDY7 March 31, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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