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(Noun) A person or thing that is characterized by exceptionally jay qualities. Often accompanied by extreme lethargy, crippling indecisiveness, and an affinity for showers and sandwiches.

(Verb) To exhibit the above qualities, or to have someone with the above qualities impact your life negatively.

(Adj.) Of extremely jay or tiresome qualities. See: insolence.
(Noun) I just called the neddy. He can't come out tonight cuz he hasn't pooped yet, and there's a Gilmore Girls marathon on. What a fucking jaybag.

(Verb) The Metallica concert's tonight! Don't fucking neddy out on us!

(Adj.) Last night, I watched an old man take a crap on CBS. It was neddy as fuck!
neddy by JeffroDiesel January 28, 2010
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You look well Neddy bruv.
Neddy by sannieanne February 1, 2023
A quick blowjob that's done in an articulate fashion. Receiving a Neddy can only be compared to the feeling of reaching heavens gate.

A Neddy typically lasts between 1-5 minutes, this makes it's speed of finish so distinguishable from other quick finishes like a quickie or a Joey.
Fred: Samantha gave me a Neddy last night before my parents got home
Ian: Samantha is good at Neddys

Fred: How do you know? She's been my girlfriend for 6 years
Ian: Don't ask

Ophin: Want a Neddy?
Greg: Yes please
Neddy by 0Tiro0 March 29, 2025
When a kid tryna call Princess Needle “needy” but their spelling flopped. Lowkey became its own word tho.
Kid: “Princess Needle is so neddy rn.”
Friend: “Bro you mean needy??”
Kid: “Nah fam, it’s neddy.”
neddy by BENO?! August 25, 2025

Neddy Bear

That Neddy Bear has just kicked the toilet door in.
Neddy Bear by Craig Giles November 4, 2010

NEDDY Curse 

If you choose NEDDY as a name for a game, or have a name containing the name NEDDY, you are doomed to fail. You will instantly be attacked by everyone who sees your name, even if you are their ally!
"Hi, I'm NEDDY!"
- NEDDY has been destroyed by *insert name here* -
"Damn you NEDDY Curse!"
NEDDY Curse by NEDDY7 March 31, 2008