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nicoshits 

The need to shit when smoking a cigarette
Hey bro, after smoking cigs I Get the nicoshits
nicoshits by Nicoshits September 3, 2017
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Nicshits 

The need to shit after getting hella buzzed off a Juul
Evan: Yo let me hit your Juul

Tom: Bet bro

Evan: *rips Juul*
Evan: Damn I gotta shit

Tom: Ah fuck, you got the nicshits
Nicshits by tomtomtomtomtom1400 October 5, 2017

Ninshitsu 

The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.
When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.
Ninshitsu by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015
An extremely intense nicotine craving. Generally the person exhibits anger, twitching, shaking, mood swings and on rare occasions crying.
Peep1: "Dude, look at that chick over there, she's going crazy!"

Peep2: "I've seen that before. She's having a nicophit."
Nicophit by ThishMagterTorgo March 15, 2009

nicshits 

when you first start vaping and you have eXpLoSiVe diarrhea for like 3 days
man, i just started vaping last week and i have a bad case of the nicshits
nicshits by ipoviged September 21, 2018

National Nicshits Day

National Nicshits Day is when you get Nicshits for the greatest rapper of all time 162PUFF. National Nicshits Day takes place on March 3rd.
Yo bro are you ready for National Nicshits Day?

Nicoshiana 

A good girl who is really smart creative and talkative. She is pretty and sweet and very friendly.
I just met Nicoshiana and she is so friendly
Nicoshiana by mylittlegirl November 29, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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