Noroshits 

Violent and deadly norovirus shits.
Excrement either caused by, or already deadly but contaminated with norovirus.

Person with noroshits could easily die if they do not get immeadiate medical treatment. Norovirus infection can be very fatal. Other symptoms include norovomits (violent vomit, potentially corrosive, smells horrid, contains norovirus), and potential digestive system damage.

person 1: "Where did that big Antivaxxer that I used to hatefollow (follow) go? I low-key miss them, they haven't posted in a while"

person 2: "Oh they died because of noroshits. Technically deserved."

person 1, thinking: "maybe I should start washing my hands every day..."

Noroshits by [redacted fool is here] January 12, 2025

Nanoshits 

Particles of poop that may float in the air, or linger in your friend's pillow, causing pink eye.

I know YOU may not have farted, but I can smell the NANOSHITS in the air.

My friend got pink eye from the nanoshits in his pillow.

Nanoshits by Captain Betty June 25, 2012

nicoshits 

The need to shit when smoking a cigarette

Hey bro, after smoking cigs I Get the nicoshits

nicoshits by Nicoshits September 3, 2017

noshitsherlock 

when someone tries to become Sherlock Holmes but failed.

'He's the murderer in the series'

'We all know that, noshitsherlock'

noshitsherlock by anonymous March 11, 2021

normshit 

A normie who follows the most basic and shit opinions, often known for having terrible takes and being the human equivalent of unseasoned chicken.

Person A: Hey, do any of you want some shrooms?
Person B: No thanks, I prefer weed.
Person C: Hell yeah
Person A: Person B, you normshit.
Person A: *Passes two shrooms to Person C*

normshit by Asriel___LOVER February 28, 2024