When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.

Ninshitsu by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015

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Nanoshits • nanoship +1 • nanosuit • nanshit • nicoshits • Ninshitsu • Nnoshit • Noroshits • no shit sherlock! • NO SHIT SEPTEMBER

nanosuit

Super suit from the FPS Crysis by Crytek. The suit has several functions that allow for maximum strength, maximum speed, maximum armor, and cloak mode.

Dude, that North Korean Bastard didn't see me 'cuz I cloaked with my nanosuit, then I picked him up and threw him like a bazillion feet in strength mode, and then I blew everything to shit without getting harmed cuz I ran away super fast and hid.

nanosuit by SPJBX November 9, 2010

nanshit

The exclamation of bullshit in regards to the Super Luigi Bros. character Nanbit.

"This is absolute nanshit!"

nanshit by Misstarry February 6, 2017

Nnoshit

Did you forget the space in between- "No Shit"

Nnoshit you messed up there

Nnoshit by Tsukkitsukkidaisuki May 24, 2021

nicoshits

The need to shit when smoking a cigarette

Hey bro, after smoking cigs I Get the nicoshits

nicoshits by Nicoshits September 3, 2017

noshitsherlock

when someone tries to become Sherlock Holmes but failed.

'He's the murderer in the series'

'We all know that, noshitsherlock'

noshitsherlock by anonymous March 11, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026