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It s not the other word for meanies. Niceies is like when a guy and two girls have a threesome and they both end up pregnant.
Max two kids where niceies but they had two different moms.
niceies by Aubrey5834 February 27, 2017
Words you can keep
A person who displays racism and/or belief in stereotypes without actually hating on different races or faiths.
Person A: "Black people are the best musicians! They always keep the rhythm."
Person B: "Dude, that's niceist."

Person A: "I should go and ask Li to tutor me in math. I mean, he's Asian."
Person B: "Seriously, stop being such a niceist. Li just got a D in his math test."

Person A: "God, all Italians make amazing food."
Person B: "Man, there's good cooks everywhere in the world. Now shut the fuck up, stop being a goddamn niceist and eat your friggin' pizza."
Niceist by The Mungoman June 4, 2013

nicerestest

A way to describe someone that is better than nice! Someone that is so nice, that nicest just isn't enough to describe them.
Brian: You're nice.

Naina: You're nicer.

Brian: But you're the nicest!

Naina: But you're the nicerestest!!!!
nicerestest by Aries87 April 7, 2010
The state of being racist when you think the BEST of the race at hand.
Bill: "I wish there were some Koreans in this class--they could help me with my algebra..not to be racist."
Stella: "No, you were totally being niceist!"
niceist by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009

niceissist

A person who almost always acts— or is genuinely— nice to others. It is essential to him/her to be perceived as a “nice” person by others.
Susan is such a niceissist! God forbid anyone thinks she is not the nicest person on the planet!

Niceness 

hair on the chin, with out a goatee. not quite a beard thou just the hair on the chin.
(ex1)Kid 1 : see that kid over there?
Kid 2 : nahh which kid, theres mad kids over there.
Kid 1 : the kid with the Niceness.
Kid 2: o0o0o aight yea i see him.

(ex2) "iv been growing the niceness for a while now. its really lookin good."
Niceness by YORTT March 4, 2009

Cult of Niceness

The Cult of Niceness is a recent phenomenon mentioned in a write-up by Bruce Frohnen about how some people prioritize "niceness" over doing what is right, masking a very deceptive act of discrimination that pretends to care about everyone equally while in fact favoring certain people who are unethical to help them get away with murder over others who are ethical and deserving of good treatment.

The phenomenon does not take into account that if you are "nice" to the wrong person (e.g. a thief, a corrupt officer, or a bad manager) or at the wrong time (like after someone caused harm to others or damaged people's properties), you are actually not being nice to the good people who would negatively get impacted by being nice to a bad person at the wrong time. In other words, the "niceness" that the Cult of Niceness promotes is not even real niceness at all. It is only a corrupt shallow naive version of niceness that is not good at all and is only meant to excuse the evil actions of evil people.

Usually, there are benefactors indirectly benefiting from the Cult of Niceness, whether financially when people are not reprimanded for falling for certain addictions (e.g. porn) or immorally when normalizing and excusing certain immoral behaviors.

Members of the Cult of Niceness hypocritically do what they decry by yelling rudely and angrily at the person they perceive as "not nice" without being nice themselves, negating their credibility and becoming easily ignorable by everyone.
In the 2010s, the Cult of Niceness became popular in online social media networks as mobs of unethical people would harass certain ethical people they deemed weak, unconnected-to-high-level-people, and worthy of being hated (while hypocritically claiming they were against hate). And, if the harassed people tried to defend themselves against the rude comments of the unethical people, they'd get suddenly called out for not being "nice" while the unethical rude harassers are let off the hook as "simply expressing themselves" and "not being hateful" despite their obvious hating on the ethical people they harassed.

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A home owner got robbed through breaking and entering, and when they found the thief leaving with their belongings, they yelled at the thief to drop everything they took, but then immediately, the Cult of Niceness police cut the home owner off and asked them to be "nice" by not yelling at the thief rudely, thus allowing the thief to escape.

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Someone on a mountain was running towards a cliff that they were not aware of, so another person loudly yelled at the runner to warn them they were going to fall off a cliff, but members of the Cult of Niceness immediately cut that person off before they finished their warning to inform them they were not being "nice" to the runner due to yelling rudely, which prevented the runner from hearing the warning that was about to save their life, and ended up falling off the cliff, benefiting benefactors of the Cult of Niceness.
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