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Niarobi,like the river in Kenya,is a very beautiful and breath taking sight to behold.Niarobi is a very creative person and usually finds herself lost in her sketch book spilling her thoughts onto the pages.Niarobi, although it makes her come off as a people pleaser,is a very nice person and will do anything for you if you need it.Dont break her heart because she doesn't deserve it.
Niarobi's so quiet and reserved,I wonder what she's writing down?
niarobi by ZsasZ May 1, 2022
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A cute girl who is very introverted but funny. Can get mad easy, but love her and she’ll be the happiest girl in the world. Don’t be fooled by her innocent look, she will kill you. She is very picky and will make sure to tell you that are doing things wrong. She is a very clean individual, she will never tell you something is wrong unless you insist in asking, however she will make it obvious if something is wrong. She is a beautiful human and will do everything to make you happy. In conclusion with her more is less and it’s the little details that count for her.
Wow, if I ever get married I want a Nairobi!
Nairobi by Isaixxx July 7, 2019
A beautiful dark skin goddess. Elegant, classy, graceful, sexy, mysterious. Very kind but straightforward
"Oh nairobi, she's sexy and hella exotic"
Nairobi by Ninalyla March 12, 2019
The best place ever

A place with nice girls
I will be going to nairobi soon
nairobi by guerrald December 12, 2008
Nairobi is
A) a place in Kenya
B) a place where hot water and power is a luxury at times
C) a place where you can meet tonnes of people from all over
D) a place with nice, big malls, with shiny insides and floors, and nice restaurants, but you pass children starving on the streets and begging for money every day just to get in to.

E) a place with the capability to be gorgeous
F) Very polluted
G) Somewhere you have to go before you die
" I just got back from Nairobi!

How was it?
Life changing."
Nairobi by snoɯʎuopǝnsd October 1, 2012

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants
I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland
Nairobi, Kenya by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

nairobi handshake 

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.
"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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