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ngelit Someone with a huge horse schlong.
Girl: OMG Kyle is SUCH an ngelit.
ngelit by ms.mamapotts May 31, 2020
Words you can keep
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009
Related Words
ngelit ngelin ngelis Nelith ngelic Ngelihle neglito Nelita Nelitha Nelithy
Ngelic is someone that is really thiccccc!!!! Is TikTok famous, gets a lot of hate, and can pull any guy!!
Wow I wish I was that ngelic girl.
Ngelic by By ngelic May 29, 2020
a cool ass bitch that doesnt give a fuck about anyone and their options
that ngeliqu over there...
ngeliqu by angie.drvll June 21, 2020
Despite all things people may say, Ngelin's tend to be sort of awkward and in general just nervous. They probably play gacha or do tiktok, cuz they probably did the 'remove your first and last letter in your name' trend thing. Their name probably is Angelina or Engeline, or something haha-

They care for others but don't have a clue how to comfort others. They tend to be sensitive and sort of airheads.
"Oh my gosh! Ngelin's so nervous!"
Ngelin by a crocodile elf June 2, 2021
Literally a goddess. A beautiful, stunning girl who wears her crown high for everyone to see
Girl, you’re a ngeli queen
ngeli by TheQuietAquarius May 21, 2021
Neliths are mostly chinese inherited from their moms.They are ugly buddhists who are gay.They have crush on Muslim boys.They are retarded and love to be friends with Snowflakes.

Neliths love bats and hong kong food.ALways love a nelith.
"Nelith Salanghe Oppi London Smith bradman kang kong witha rajaba Hassim Is from Hong kong"
"Nelith Rajapaksha Mubdi Wijaykumarasinghe Asker Smith Abdullah Mahan Likes my brother"
Nelith by AFatSnowflake May 28, 2022
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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