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A charming, helpful and funny guy who will do anything for you, but will stab you in the back in any form of competition.

Can also mean someone who has a hairless bottom and is smooth all over.
Damn, did you see that smooth chest? He is such a Neysan”.

“I can’t believe you were the Mafia all along. You totally Neysaned me!”
neysan by Giemi July 21, 2019
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netsanet 

a Netsanet is a person with a kind heart and big dreams. A Netsanet will not give up on herself or her friend. She has lots of love to give and get but she usually just want to give and only get when needed.
I wish I had a Netsanet right now
netsanet by Netsienetsie May 25, 2019
Related Words
neysan • Nesan • Neylan • netsanet • Neysa • neasan • nesangelo • Neyson • Naysan • Neisan
Neysa is the term used to define the sweetest, kindest, cutest, most adorable, compassionate and loving human to ever walk the face of planet Earth. Neysa is always there for her friends when in need, and has a smile that can even make wilted flowers bloom with color. She truly is the most amazing and perfect dream girl and her beauty is unparalleled.
"Woah, that's neysa."
Neysa by whiteshoes November 23, 2021
Neylan is a Hard-working ,funny, beautiful girl she is mostly very good at any type of sport that she puts her mind to ,when you first meet a Neylan she is very shy and awkward but when you get to know her You may just die of laughter. She can Change the way she feels about you without you even knowing and Most people don’t take her very seriously. If you ever meet a Neylan she will be the most craziest person that I have ever met.
(person) Oh you’re talking about Neylan she’s hilarious (other person)Well I just met her and she is pretty shy
Neylan by He it’s me January 8, 2020

newsance 

The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.
*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*

John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.
newsance by sevenup7 December 16, 2009

Fox Newsance 

The annoyance you feel when a valid organization like Planned Parenthood or ACORN or the NAACP ( all non- whites in general) is being harressed or misrepresented on Fox News. This feeling also arises whenever you hear the "Fair and Balanced" promo commerials on Fox News, because you know thats a right out lie.
Fox anchor ( blonde attractive pyscho): Planned Parenthood is forcing women to get abortions weather they want to have the baby or not, and black people are scary. This and more after these commerials.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.
Fox Newsance by FoggyBreath June 10, 2011
Neysa is mostly serious but when you get to know her, she's funny. She has dark hair and is typically asian. She's athletic, artistic and driven.
What an amazing piece of art! Who painted it?
That must be Neysa.
Neysa by Ilikemacandcheese23 March 15, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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