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newstard 

A person who accepts what a news channel says without doing their own research on the subject.
The cold weather in the US has the right-wing bobble-heads back on the climate-change-denial bandwagon. I repeat again for the record: global warming is predicted to cause larger fluctuations (translation for FOX _newstards_: the highs will be higher and the lows will be lower).
newstard by Quenambulus January 7, 2014
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Fox Newstard 

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on Fox News for information.
The Mobster in Chief has demonstrated that he is, without a doubt, the biggest Fox Newstard of all time.
Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Fox Newstard 

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on this news channel.
The Moron in Chief sets a fine example for all Americans by being the poster boy Fox Newstard.
Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 22, 2019

fake newstards 

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.
Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?
fake newstards by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.
That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.
newtard by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010

Newtarded 

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay
Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.

Newftard 

One who is born in Newfoundland, lacking intelligence, and occasionally shits themself in public.
Fuckin' Parsons is such a Newftard he makes Corky look like a genius
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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