Newftard

One who is born in Newfoundland, lacking intelligence, and occasionally shits themself in public.

Fuckin' Parsons is such a Newftard he makes Corky look like a genius

by Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer June 30, 2011

Fox Newstard

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on Fox News for information.

The Mobster in Chief has demonstrated that he is, without a doubt, the biggest Fox Newstard of all time.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Fox Newstard

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on this news channel.

The Moron in Chief sets a fine example for all Americans by being the poster boy Fox Newstard.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 22, 2019

newstard

A person who accepts what a news channel says without doing their own research on the subject.

The cold weather in the US has the right-wing bobble-heads back on the climate-change-denial bandwagon. I repeat again for the record: global warming is predicted to cause larger fluctuations (translation for FOX _newstards_: the highs will be higher and the lows will be lower).

by Quenambulus January 7, 2014

newtard

Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.

That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.

by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010

Newtarded

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay

Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.

by Soul drifting dad June 4, 2013