newpoits

the way a little white kid asks for a newport and is usually rejected

little kid: can i have some newpoits

person smoking a newport: what the fuck are newpoits

by fathonkey December 15, 2010

Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

newports

A brand of cigarettes popular with the black folks.

"Yo B, you gots any newpoats fo a nigga?"

by SkinnyGuinea May 17, 2003

Pack of Newports

Fiberglass encrusted filters, a fuckload of menthol shit, and a delicious taste. It's a fucking pack of fuggs, bitch.

Yo, Lemme get a Pack of Newports.

by Yo, It's Cold As Shit In Here, Dawg. April 29, 2005

Newports

1. The best Cigarette, EVER.

2. NOT only smoked by black people & wiggers.

3. Newport 100's is better then Newport Kings.

I just got a pack of newports.

by menthol 100's March 4, 2010

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020