A small town that’s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be
pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a
ghetto/
redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy
spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like 5
pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever
will be here. Despite being a
redneck town, a lot of the kids think they’re in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.
Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?
Drive to Buffalo, then
go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a
black lake with dead
trout.
Thanks brotha.
