A small town that’
s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some
big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and
shit but now Olcott is a
ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy
spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like
5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever
will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the
kids think they’re in gangs and
shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never
snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.
Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?
Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you
see teachers striking and a black lake with dead
trout.
Thanks brotha.
